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2012 Presidential Tips… From Someone Who Doesn’t Really Know Anything

2012 Presidential Tips… From Someone Who Doesn’t Really Know Anything

The Definition of Insanity

In my lifetime, I’ve watched politicians spend millions, and billions, and even trillions to “fix” the problems that America faces – most of which were created by the same people trying to fix them. We don’t even make sense anymore.

We’ve hired specialists, professionals, academias, businessmen, scholars, entrepreneurs, professors, scientists, economists, biologists, military leaders and community organizers in hopes of “fixing” our country. When we realized that didn’t work, we then hired a specialist to help the professional, and a community organizer to help the military leader, along with a businessman to help the scholar, only to produce the same exact results as the administration or office before.

None of it has worked… yet we continue to do the SAME EXACT THING and elect the SAME EXACT PEOPLE. This, my friends, is the true definition of insanity.

For 235 years, America has been led by men of great valor, many of whom held themselves to a high level of integrity; built on the stronghold of honor. Our earlier presidents led our great nation for the pure gratification that they were doing their country a great service. They truly believed that America was a great nation worth fighting for; a nation worth serving. Unfortunately for today’s politicians, much of that has changed. As the years, people and society have progressed, we’ve seen liberty, the Constitution, and American patriotism fade into the dark of night under a fingernail moon.

What once made our nation thrive is now being transformed by counterfeit politicians who’s legislation is shaped by money and lobbyist rather than by what is in the best interest of our country.

High salaries and no accountability have led to a corrupt generation of politicians so deeply influenced by money and power, that ideas no longer have to abide by the Constitution of the United States of America. To top it off, lack of term limits has created a root system that welcomes scam artists and revolutionaries, that are doing what they can to replace our freedom and liberty in the name of something that is “better for us.”

Because of that, I bring to you… 2012 Presidential Tips… from someone who doesn’t really know anything!

2012 Presidential Tips • Tips for the Next President

2012 Presidential Tip 1: Let Americans know that you love the country you’re serving
Really this should be common sense. I mean, the fact that I’m having to make my first 2012 Presidential Tip a special request to say “I love America” is reflective of what I’ve had to watch and listen to over the last 2 years. Maybe Obama loves America, but the honest truth is that people are questioning that, and that’s never a good sign. Our next president needs to make clear that he sees America as an exceptional nation, and a leader that other countries can turn to.

2012 Presidential Tip 2: No apologies, please
So Mr. or Mrs. next President, please do not travel around the globe apologizing for America, unless you’re willing to point out (on the same trip) how America has done more in regards to support and aide than any other country. I’m not sorry that we send out more missionaries than any other country, or that we provide a substantial amount humanitarian aide around the globe. I’m not sorry that American families have lost loved ones, who were willing to die so that other nations may know the same freedom and liberty that they knew. I’m not sorry for our inventions, our great ideas, our excellent health care, and I’m not sorry for our success… or our failures. Don’t apologize on behalf of a country because you think that owe the world something. We don’t.

2012 Presidential Tip 3: Don’t make this about race
Let’s be honest, Americans just want their country running again. If a purple man with antennas is the man for the job, do you really think we’ll be opposed to it? Off course, we’d want to see his birth certificate, just to confirm that he was legal, especially if there was evidence suggesting that he was influenced by some crazy radical alien lifestyle as a child. Just saying. So… this brings me to my next topic. Birth certificates.

2012 Presidential Tip 4: Show your birth certificate*
Listen, just make this easy. Show your birth certificate to the world as soon as you decide to run. Publish it on your website, put it on Facebook, and send copies of it to the media outlets if you have to. Why let an issue cause so much skepticism that can be easily solved? It’s dumb, especially in an age of promised transparency.

2012 Presidential Tip 5: Expand drilling for oil in America… At Least for Now
It’s obvious that we haven’t been able to settle on any new reliable sources of energy. So now here we are. We’re looking in all these corners of the house for change so we can buy pizza when we have 3 Digiorno’s already in the oven. It’s ridiculous. We my as well start buying dirt, rain water, grass and clouds from other countries too. Why use what we have here? Seriously… who knows how long until we discover and implement a new source of reliable, logical energy? Nobody does. So, until then… let’s expand our drilling in the U.S., stop feeding our oil resources to other countries, become self-reliant, and create a global competitive market in the U.S.

2012 Presidential Tip 6: Lose the czars and agenda-shaping organizations
America is on the brink of being completely overrun by liberal organizations – the same ones which helped Obama win his presidency in 2008 like ACORN, SEIU, Center for American Progress, Media Matters, MSNBC, GE, and more. Whenever this happens, the voice of “we the people” gets drowned out by organizational financiers that end up getting hand-outs for their “non-profit” in return. It’s garbage. Serve the people, and your country. Don’t be a maggot that latches on to a piece of poop in hopes of political survival. Same goes for the right. There’s far more power in the people that support you honestly, than the one’s that don’t care about the truth and keeping America strong. There should be no agenda that can survive outside of the truth.

2012 Presidential Tip 7: Hire an honest and lawful Supreme Court and Attorney General
Eric Holder is a complete flopping mess who uses every personal excuse and idea imaginable to apply the law based only where he chooses to. That’s not your job. He failed when it came to the Black Panther case involving threatening voter intimidation. He failed when it came to the teacher who took a 3-week Muslim vacation and then sued the school over being fired because of it. He failed on the CIA torture probe. And most recently, he has failed at going after Stephen Lerner and his economic terrorist plot for America. You seeing the trend? I didn’t even get into his failings regarding ACORN and Planned Parenthood. America is ready for honesty and fairness. We want everyone tried under the same set or moral and ethical rules that are applied through adhering to the written law – not personal feelings and protect-my-race ideas.

2012 Presidential Tip 8: Lower taxes and reduce government
Hey, Government… you’ve had your try and it hasn’t worked. It’s our turn now. Move over, step down, hand the power back to the people and let us show you what we can do. Let capitalism prove to you that it knows how to create jobs. Stop taking our freedoms away in the name of security and fix your mess of a tax code!

2012 Presidential Tip 9: Enforce illegal immigration laws
Coming Soon!

2012 Presidential Tip 10: Be smart about wars
You’d think most of these tips would be common sense knowledge, but it just doesn’t seem to be the case right now. If your going to start or be involved in a war, you better give our troops all of the tools, resources, and support necessary for victory. Don’t send them into a war zone in another country and then do things half way, give terrible speeches, act as if we shouldn’t be there, and then hand the reigns over to Canada. Seriously? We’re America. Other nations look up to us.

More to come!

About Kevin Webb

I am passionate about life and the idea of the American dream – that all men are created equal and endowed by their creator. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are the essence of the American idea. I have a passion for presenting conservative analysis and exposing any agenda that threatens the Constitutional ideology of the United States of America (sarcasm sometimes included). I am a United States Marine, a husband, a father, a son, a brother, and most importantly, a God-fearing Christian. I love basketball, camping, fitness, family, working in the community, and I confess to being a responsible Bible-toting, gun-clinging American patriot.


  1. Amen to all of the above!

  2. knute gingrich is all of the above

  3. Hey awsome tips! I’m 15 and hoping to become President one day, and have been researching good tips like these thanks!

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